DEVOS SAYS TRUMP’S FORTY-PER-CENT APPROVAL RATING MEANS MORE THAN HALF OF COUNTRY SUPPORTS HIM

DeVos Says Trump’s Forty-Per-Cent Approval Rating Means More Than Half of Country Supports Him

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )-An exuberant Betsy DeVos said on Monday that Donald J. Trump’s forty-per-cent approval rating is a “clear indication” that more than half the country agrees with the job he is doing. “I was so excited to see the President’s approval rating hit forty,” DeVos, the Secretary of Education, told reporters.