Two Questions.

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally reatarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

 

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

 

Candidate A:  Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

 

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

 

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first… No peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Chruchill.

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember: Amateurs… Built the ark. Professionals… Built the Titanic.

 

Mar 16, 2014

    Talking to a friend: swore she’d never lied: I asked—“Have you ever clicked on the accept terms and conditions button without reading them?”  RJ Intindola-  2009

If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you feel pain, I’ll be your aspirin. If you are unhappy, I’ll be your smile. If you are ill, I’ll be your prescription. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me. RJ Intindola – 1972

A lie doesn’t become truth, wrong doesn’t become right and evil doesn’t become good, just because a majority has accepted it as fact. 2004

If you say to someone, “you do that all the time,” you need to remember and recite at least one other time they did that. 1997

When times are good in your life, your friends get to know who you are. When times are down or bad in your life, you get to know who your friends are. 1978

I rather look back at my life saying “I can’t believe I did that” instead of saying, “I wish I did that.”

 

 

This expression was created and expanded over numerous years. And possibly it will continue to be expanded. You will notice that the Internet has altered how the expression is written.

 

There are two experiences that you can never get back.

First, words after they had been uttered.

And second, a stone after it has been thrown. 1974

 

I added a third experience in 1980 after personal dramatic circumstances in my life. As a result, the expression was changed as written below.

There are three experiences that you can never get back.

 

One, words after they have been spoken.

Two, a stone after it has been thrown.

Three, a moment or occasion after it has passed

 

In January 1984, my father died and I added a fourth item which was stated in a different manner to my brother. Later that same year, I added a fifth experience, again related to the death of my father.

 

There are five experiences that you can never get back.

 

One, words after they have been spoken.

Two, a stone after it has been thrown.

Three, a moment or occasion after it has passed.

Four, a person after they have passed.

Five, time once it has passed.

 

The final two experiences were added twelve years later in 1996. They are rarely included in the various depictions I have seen on the Internet. The only logic I can conclude for their lack of inclusion, is that I stopped posting to inspirational and poetic websites. Thus, the final or I should say current construction is noted below.

 

There are seven experiences that you can never get back.

 

One, words after they have been spoken.

Two, a stone after it has been thrown.

Three, a moment or occasion after it has passed.

Four, a person after they have passed.

Five, time once it has passed.

Six, betrayal after it has transpired.

Seven, a lie after it has been spoken.

 

 By R.J. Intindola